All kinds of people use public transport which can, in the best of times, make your ride somewhat uncomfortable. But in the worst of times, it is just plain scary! For those of you who have been spared from sharing your space with the tactless and classless humanoids of the world, we present a photo gallery to remind you of your good fortune. Warning – these images may leave you speechless.
Junk On A Train
Some people just want to mind their own business and catch up on a little reading. Others, want you to share their business whether you like it or not – as if there isn’t enough junk to look at.
Are We Home Yet?
Looks like these two superheroes thought they arrived back home. So one decided to undress and go to sleep. Some people can make themselves comfortable anywhere – with enough booze.
Smells Like Roses To Me
Imagine having to endure a 45 minute ride with someone’s ass in your face. The guy probably eats a loaded breakfast with chunky beans and enjoys sharing his exhausting gift warmth and cuddliness. We advise passengers to carry protection – like a pin.
Supper Is Almost Ready Honey
Some women have very demanding husbands or boyfriends who expect supper at the same time every night. And some women obey – regardless of where they are. We can almost hear her thinking, “If Tony wants supper at 6pm Tony gets supper at 6pm…I love Tony….Tony loves supper…I live for Tony…”
WTF – We’re Being Invaded
How embarrassing. I have to ride this bus with all these ugly humans. Maybe I’ll meet my soulmate here if I pray.
Sneaky Snake Charmer
Talk about getting some space on a packed train, this guy knows how to clear a room. Seems passengers jumped off at the very next stop and the snake charmer was arrested. It was only later on that the snake was deemed to be fake – or was it the guy?
Some guys get all the luck. But how important is an audience? We say, keep it at home dude!
Anyone Have A Pin?
Someone’s either having a big party or this company decided to use public transport to deliver balloons. Then again, it could be a balloons heading to a 4th of July celebration. Worse still, is that everyone on board has been zapped and their balloons kidnapped by space invaders who need air on their planet.
The Original Love Train
Is it a wheelchair for two? Maybe the train seats aren’t comfortable. Maybe lust has no bounds.
Which Way To The Force?
Damn that Luke Skywalker. My ship is destroyed and I must now take public transport. How embarrassing that the force isn’t with him.